Magic Wand?

PLEASE NOTE: Our brooms are recommended for ages 5 and up and unfortunately they DO NOT FLY! They are intended for use as a role-playing toy or as a beautiful display piece. We encourage you to enjoy our brooms in many ways but again…please realize they DO NOT FLY. Please do not attempt to use them for that purpose.

Quote taken from Alivan’s, where I plan to buy a magic wand because of the sheer number of students who think that just because they take a course their English will be perfect, even if they never practice or study. I think the Ebony or the Almond one will do. I knew I was missing something.

Now I will be the best ESL teacher in the world.