I was about to talk about how cool this show was on this blog, then it stopped showing. I waited and waited for it to start up again, and it never did. There is nothing more horrifying to a TiVo owner and fan of a TV show than the words “There are no upcoming episodes.” This show is #3 out [...]

Not exactly Engrish, because, well, I don’t know what that amount is. Does it say “section”, “clump”, “handful”? Because this tray is sectioned. Does it say “one serving”? I was confused. And what is up with the people in this city? One street says “stream” in the name, the next one says “strem”. The sign has been taken down now, [...]

I got this email today, and I hope this guy never reads this blog, but it was so funny, I couldn’t help it…I love this guy, and there is nothing else wrong with his English, just a slight issue: Hi Colleen, I forgot to ask You this yesterday: Do You still use that tea and need some more eventually?We are [...]

To find out how much Southern blood your speech shows, simply choose the words you use below, then press “Compute My Score!” at the end. The Alpha Dictionary will compute your score and tell you where you’re coming from: are you (all) speaking Bubbaese or are you(se) a Yankee Doodle Dandy? The higher your score, the deeper from the South [...]

A truly fascinating documentary

Working on a project for a new client, hope I land the account. I put a fluffy toilet seat cover on my desk so Mimi could sleep next to me while I work, because she will sleep here anyway, seat cover or no, and I want her to be comfortable, because when she sits down, she does it slowly, or [...]