I am recovering from a bad bout of pneumonia, and believe me, I was pathetic. I felt icky starting Feb 15th, taught that day with a cold (I know, awful, right?) but thought I would get better in a day or so, eating chicken soup and stuff. It felt like I wasn’t sick if I didn’t have a fever, because [...]

Women think this joke is funny. I laughed my butt off. Men may not think this is funny. I would nevcer do this to my current husband but I know a few guys who would deserve it: The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home, and were giving eachother the silent treatment. Suddenly, the [...]

I was just minding my own beeswax on the highway when I tried to exit yesterday to get to a class. There was this little red car on the entrance ramp. It was little, boxy, and red. Anyway, he was supposed to yield to me so I could exit, and he could enter, and it wasn’t looking like he would. [...]

I am mad at Melanie Rawn. I have read thousands of pages of her books, and yet all the info I get on her is that she is coy and will write what she pleases. Oh. God. If the idiot woman wants to have readers she should write what the readers want to read. And that is: MORE. Been waiting [...]

Q: What do you call a cow with only 2 legs? A: Lean beef. Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground beef! ok, ok ok, just one more… Q: What do you call something long, and brown and sticky? A: A stick! And now…you know all the jokes I know. Shit. Maybe this was a [...]

A man is driving down a road. A woman is driving down the same road from theopposite direction. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the windowand yells, “PIG!” The man immediately leans out his window and yells, “STUPID!” They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next curve, hecrashes into a huge pig [...]

What happens when you have: 1) nothing to do2) a sharp knife3) a large lime 4) a patient cat5) too much to drink and it’s football season? This! Beware, Tay!