Be an airport security screener!

 

This stuff was hard.  I got an OK score, but you should try it.  No wonder the lines take so long.  I thought 2 minutes wasn’t much time, but jeez, now I have a headache…

 

And this is just gross.  He can’t get his hands on other people’s kids, so he’s decanting more from a surrogate.  Poor kids.

 

Question: is she a surrogate if you use her eggs?  Who’s the mama of these feti?  Did he just clone his damnself or something?  Ick, y’all.